The Bronchitis thing is mostly over. I'm still home on doctor's orders, taking codeine tablets to control the coughing and have injured a rib somehow, but overall I feel a lot better, and will be back in action as a teacher of English by Wednesday.
Him, groggy and deadpan, having just woken up: Hi Mama.
Me: Geez! Your hair looks like a MOP!
Him, totally bershon, totally over me: Well, YEAH. I had HAIRSPRAY in it!