Dudes, I am so writing the most boring paper ever written in the entire history of the UNIVERSE! It's all about the principles behind LANGUAGE TESTING. I swear to god that the 20 waking hours I've spent on it in the past two days were among the awesomest in my existence.
Then, a little bit of tomfoolery resulted in Jack and I having a conversation like this:
Me: watch it, man, or I will hold you in contempt!
Jack: I'll contempt you!
Me: I'll contempt your head off!
Jack: I'll contempt your brains out!
Me: I'll contempt you into next week!
Jack: I'll give you contempt and shove you in it!
Me: I'll contempt you until you don't remember your own name!
Jack: I'll contempt you until you forget what the word "contempt" means!
Me: I'll contempt your ass into a hole in the ground!
Jack: I'll...
You get the picture, right?
Plus, last night after I pushed Jack out of the way so I could brush my teeth, and he objected by saying he had as much right to the goddamned sink as anyone else, and I replied, "Whatever! This is the ladies room!" He shot back with "There are no LADIES in this house."
Moreover, earlier this weekend, Jack accused me of wanting to elope with his beard (and guys? His beard is pretty sexy, so...), and run away to Bolivia to have a bazillion bearded Bolivian babies.
Yeah.
In a nutshell? Pretty fried over here. Thank GOD this f*cking DELTA course will be over in two weeks. After that, I plan to sit around shivering in a silent stupor.
Anyone got any good Haikus?
Just so you all know, in my desperate attempt to post something here, I am resorting to complete nonsense. Enjoy!
