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On March 8th, my monkey turned 14. I figure that's old enough to read girlie magazines and smoke Cuban cigars.
11 březen 2006 | Permalink
Happy Birthday, Jacob!
Tara H. |
11 březen 2006 at 05:21 odp.
Why did she have to post that one?
11 březen 2006 at 11:54 odp.
Is that woman holding a hose to her cooch?
Jacob looks like Zak in that pic.
And not steal Rian's thunder but...
Happy birthday, Jacob!!!
12 březen 2006 at 03:30 dop.
Happy birthday, Jacob! Clearly, your happy expression in that photo is due to your mastery of the Czech language.
My husband would be so jealous of the Cuban.
12 březen 2006 at 04:27 dop.
Yes, that is a hose she's got poised in front of her cooter.
12 březen 2006 at 02:37 odp.
Oh My GOD!! It Starts!
13 březen 2006 at 10:08 odp.
Just for the record, everyone, Monkey gets pimples now. Just FYI.
Hey Sarah, what's up?
14 březen 2006 at 06:52 dop.
I'm going to need photographic confirmation of the pimples ASAP.
14 březen 2006 at 08:55 odp.
Yeah, that bitch's skin is looking silky smooth to me. When he gets Manuel Noriega pineapple face, then he can come talk to me. Until then... boo fucking hoo.
15 březen 2006 at 03:47 odp.
Does he have any business being *that* good-looking when he should be at the mercy of the cruel mistress of puberty? My God, at his age, I looked...God.
15 březen 2006 at 07:11 odp.
The pimple invasion is only beginning at this point -- he NEVER used to get them, but now, he usually has one or two. Nothing even approximating Manuel Noriega, though, and yeah, I think it's pretty clear that he's the best looking child on planet earth.
Still, he has totally developed teenaged hair. If my grandmother were alive, she would totally be threatening to cut it off in his sleep.
16 březen 2006 at 10:19 dop.
Jacob is just reading for the articles right?
Happy Birthday Jake!
17 březen 2006 at 10:01 odp.
He's learning Czech, that's all. That magazine is just CHOCK LOADED with Czech.
18 březen 2006 at 01:08 dop.
He is just Czeching out the photos.
Happy Birthday Jacob!
22 březen 2006 at 06:50 odp.
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