As much as this topic is SO PLAYED OUT here at Crazyjaneski-ville, I'd like to request that my kind readers refrain from sending me anything further in this vein:
Because, seriously: it makes me cry.
I mean, first the Hummer, and now this revolting pinky ring matched with this ridiculous over-goomed moppet hairdo and the sad clown face? Jesus, please, make him stop! This man's new name, officially, is Adrien Grody.
Yo, Adrien? You should sue your publicist for malpractice, dog.