This is a picture of me in Tour de France mode:
Please note the eyebags. It's only been three days. Already I feel like I need 12 straight hours of sleep, and all I do is write a really dumb daily column. 18 more days of getting up at 5:30am to watch sports on TV to go, and man will I bummed when it's over.
Next up: Project "Go to Bed at 8:30pm."